Twas a cold a dreary morning in December December
An all of me money it was spent spent spent
Where it went to, Lord I cant remember remember
So down to the shipping office I went went went
Paddy lay back Paddy lay back!
Take in the slack Take in the slack!
Take a turn around the capstan heave a pawl Heave a pawl!
About ships stations, boys, be handy Be handy!
For were bound for Valipariso 'round the Horn
That day there was a great demand for sailors for sailors
For the colonies, for Frisco and for France france france
So I shipped aboard a limey barque The Hotspur the hotspur
And got paralytic drunk on my advance advance advance
I woke up in the morning sick and sore-o and sore-o
And I knew that I was outward bound again again again
When I heard a voice a-bawling at the door-o the door-o
“Lay aloft ye sods and answer to your names!” names names
'Twas on the quarter deck where first I saw 'em I saw 'em
Such an ugly bunch I never seen before before before
For there was a bum and stiff from every quarter ev'ry quarter
And it made me poor old heart feel sick and sore sore sore
There was Spaniards and Dutchmen and Rooshians and Rooshians
And Johnny Crappos just across from France Vive La France!
And most of 'em couldn't speak a word of English of English
But they answered to the name of “Month's Advance” advance advance
I asked the mate a-which a-watch was mine-o was mine-o
Says he “I'll soon pick out a-which is which” which which
And he blowed me down and kicked me hard astern-o astern-o
Calling me a lousy dirty son-of-a-bitch lousy dirty son-of-a
So there I was a-once more out to sea boys to sea boys
The same ol' bloody business o'er again o'er again
Oh, stamp the capstan round and make some noise, boys some noise, boys
And sing again this dear ol' sweet refrain refrain refrain
For we're bound for San Francisco 'round the horn